Ridiculous things overheard at Wholefoods

When the kale’s ran out, you got yourself a middle class problem

PUBLISHED: 12:00, 24 Dec 2014 | 
UPDATED: 17:20, 23 Dec 2014 | 
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2014 was the year of gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free etc etc health foodies out in full force with their kale and green smoothies.

Now there ain’t nothing wrong with being healthy. But, how far is too far? These things overheard in Wholefoods is too far.

Taken from the hilarious Facebook page Overheard at Wholefoods

#1 Cause you can never be sure if flowers are gluten-free
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#2 Organic toddler
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#3 Don’t want to contract ebola through my food
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#4 Cocaine
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#5 Cheating milk
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#6 Vegan dog
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